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All approximations based on my attempts

0.0-1.9 second "Wait, my finger slipped!"

2.0-10.9 "Basically Hitler"

5.5-29.9 "Average Veterinarian"

30.0-59.9 - "Just Here to Pet Dogs" 

60.0-99.9 - "Hey, you tricked me!"

100.0-600.0 "More important places to be"

There are 10 total, highest category is called "Streamer Bait"!

Are there any between the ones I got?

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Good joke game.
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I wish I could hate you and wish for you to get warts in uncomfortable places for the amount of anxiety this caused me....

....but I can't because that was perfect. Well played Mr. Developer, sir, well played indeed. 


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There's still time to get warts, never say die

Ha ha ha good job
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aww man, i forgot it was today lol

HAPPY 1 APRIL
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Good

Thanks for playing!

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Nice short game. Didn't have the strength to pet the dog too long I recommend anyone who is going to play it to not watch anyone's playthrough first.

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Hey thanks for fitting this into your day! Have a good one :D

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banger song