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Take to the stage in this open mic simulator! Bomb hard in the local comedy club, and avoid rowdy audience members as they chuck bottles at you in an effort to get you off the stage! Create your own stand up comic and make it through your set without getting thrown off stage!

- Supports keyboard and gamepad!
- Create your OWN stand up comic!
- Tell jokes while avoiding projectiles from the crowd!
- Go one-on-one with hecklers who dare step into YOUR line of fire!
- Build up a powerful "DUCKING" ability by racking up dodge-combos!

CONTROLS:

Dodge left/right -- LEFT KEY AND RIGHT KEY ( Or Left Stick on GAMEPAD )
Duck Down -- DOWN KEY ( Or DOWN on Left Stick for GAMEPAD ) 

NOTE: Ducking down requires ability built up through DODGING PROJECTILES.

Also many people experience crashes with the embedded version, usually breaks after the tire joke, so try downloading it from the files below!

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Why is this tagged erotic?

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Because the world runs on lies

I was trying to focus on the jokes :D Also, i should have checked if i could.... um..... customize.... the male.... 

Mines lags a lot when bottles starts flying

yeah the browser version is unstable and prone to crashing, you should try downloading it

NICE AND SO HARD
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What a cool game idea.  The jokes are pretty funny as well.  Unfortunately for me I keep getting bottled!  I just wanna listen to the jokes lol

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Hey thanks! Here's a hint: The bottles thrown by the far left and far right tables actually won't hit you when you stand perfectly still, those two only hit you if you lean into them! Also dodging 10 bottles earns a "ducking" ability that can be used once, dodges everything from all directions. Hope that helps!